The federal government is recruiting mentally retarded and/or mentally ill attorneys to work for the U.S. Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division.
Here's the excerpt from the ad. It links to the offering.
The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine. Applicants who meet the qualification requirements and are able to perform the essential functions of the position with or without reasonable accommodation are encouraged to identify targeted disabilities in response to the questions in the Avue application system seeking that information.
I'm going home now to take a nap.
My brains hurt.